Friday, April 22, 2005

APPARITIONS, Or "I know all of these posts can't be entitled 'You've Got to Be Kidding Me!' - or can they??"

Yeah, check this out.






Bette Shober (L) and Joanne Vrablik (R) take a closerlook at what people believe to be an image of theVirgin Mary under a freeway underpass in Chicago,April 18, 2005. Police said the image might have beencaused by stains from road salt that dripped from theKennedy expressway onto the wall, but hundreds ofbelievers have been coming to the underpass to viewthe image and pray at the spot. REUTERS/John Gress




A family lights a candle at a section of the KennedyExpressway underpass in Chicago, Illinois where ayellow and white stain on the concrete underpass hasleft what many believe to be an image of the VirginMary. Hundreds of faithful and curious people havevisited the underpass since it was discovered 10 April2005, leaving flowers and candles(AFP/Jeff Haynes)

I don't mean to laugh.

I just can't help it.

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Update: thanks for Phreadom and M. Burns for linking me to the Virgin Mary cheese slices. I mean, grill cheese sandwich. It's American, I'm sure, so what difference does it make?


OK. And, OK. People. That toast looks like Pat Benatar, not the Virgin Mary! I mean -- really!




This image sort of looks like a Virgin Mary cheese toast as well. How much do you think I can get for it??


8 People felt compelled to leave their vast wisdom

Thus spoke Anonymous Anonymous

I was there it was beautiful and I think while I was urinating I thought I should make her gown flow more.

5:47 PM  
Thus spoke Anonymous Anonymous

It's supposed to look like la Virgen de Guadalupe, but I can't make heads or tails of it. The tortilla looked more realistic.

7:12 PM  
Thus spoke Blogger Maverick

Dick - wow, good job. That thing in the center, is that a glowing womb or what?

M. Burns - I didn't see the tortilla. Where can I find a picture of that?

Jackie - I forgot you live in Chicago. I think if I lived there, I would actually go down under a bridge to gawk at all the gawkers. Just my kind of thing. Did you see Jesus in the spaghetti a while back? That'll make a believer out of you. Um, not.

12:34 AM  
Thus spoke Blogger Maverick

Oh, one more thing. Even gross-er. People are freakin' touching it.

12:38 AM  
Thus spoke Blogger JStressman

hahahaha...
I posted on this about a week ago I think. I wasn't as kind as you folks. ;)

someone sold a virgin mary on a piece of toast on ebay for thousands.

*sigh*

there's a lesson to be learned from that... I'll leave that as an exercise to the reader. ;D haha

3:17 AM  
Thus spoke Blogger Unknown

It looks like a vagina. One that is infected. Excuse me while I go and vomit.

4:07 PM  
Thus spoke Blogger Maverick

Jesus Christ! Janel, well, wasn't the Virgin Mary just one big vagina? I mean, that's all she known for, right?

Then, I guess I could be for real! Using that logic. Of course, these people do not operate on logic - they will take faith any day.

5:07 PM  
Thus spoke Blogger Maverick

Phreadom -- wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

6:33 PM  

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